What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do Brits drive a lot more dangerously compared to Americans? Is there just no courtesy when driving in the UK?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why are daughters mean to their mothers?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Man with the Golden Gun

What kind of person does a narcissist hate?

A View to a Kill

Octopussy

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-J W Pepper

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What do men find attractive in an older woman?

Live and Let Die

From Russia With Love

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What does it mean when I have a dream where my friend died? I had this dream last night where one of my friends died in a shootout and I woke up crying.

-All the bad guys are black.

Moonraker

-”Ah so!”

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

I want to have anal sex, but my wife refuses. What do I do?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Goldfinger

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why is dating so frustrating and difficult for a guy?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Dr No

What pleasure do guys get by sucking female breasts?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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You Only Live Twice

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”She is very sexyful!”

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